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dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

nyehs:

how to become tumblr famous:

  • NO! NO NO NO!
  • STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW
  • IF YOU WANNA BE COOL FOLLOW ONE SIMPLE RULE
  • DONT MESS WITH THE FLOW NO NO
  • STICK TO THE STATUS QUO 

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

dialupmodem:

appleznbananaz:

nightmarecircles:

Meeting your con friends out of costume

Literally the most accurate post

17yr:

i just wanna make drake proud

iwishihadafather:

YEEEEEEESSS

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO


#cotton eyed joe

mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO

Me: This chicken is a bit under cooked.
White gay: Ooooh Shaaaade.

realitytvgifs:

accurate scientific research